ProCut NZ

When half a thing is more interesting than the whole thing

At Procut, we like it Thic - in fact, this is 120mm thick mild steel

The moment you start rolling downhill in a go-cart, you realise gravity isn’t your friend. It’s an aggressive acquaintance, determined to introduce your elbows to gravel as creatively as possible. That’s why every go-cart event is secretly sponsored by sticky plasters. Not officially, but spiritually. We call them “plasters” to make them sound less medical and more like a weak attempt at home repair.

So, if you’re going to trust your skeleton to a homemade trolley and Newton’s cruel sense of humour, best keep some sticky plasters nearby. Ideally several. Or just wear one permanently, to save time.

So, there's this trick where a magician cuts a person in half. And people watch it and gasp, like it's somehow impressive that a human body can be split into two without... you know... dying. I don't get it. I can't even get my toast out of the toaster without it going on fire, and these people are pretending to hack other people up. It's amazing. Or horrifying. Probably both. But if you want to do it properly, you should probably call ProcutNZ. They can cut almost any material up to 100mm thick with their waterjet cutting technology. So, if you're planning on sawing someone in half, maybe give them a call first.