Meat Sweats

7st reminder we got a show.

Aaron Douglas, or the other Aaron.

Aaron is like the lovechild of a bogan and a babushka doll - which also happens to best describe his performance style. You can tell because his go-to “improvised” character is every di****ad from Upper Hutt that you can imagine.

If you’ve seen his shows before you already know this guy doesn’t know how to set boundaries for himself. Of the two Aarons in the show, this one is at least tolerable and local. "Not like that Texan scum Aaron Barber". He’s always coming up with new ideas (none of which are welcome, you guest actor – stay in your lane!), like performing with suitcases, or stuffing people in suitcases, or always doing object work with a suitcase.

This will be his first appearance to perform detached from his concubine, Mog.

Meat Sweats Sketch Comedy Show
8pm Thursday May 19!

Book Tickets: https://kiwiticket.co.nz/events/ba0636f3-b83a-4895-adda-8db3641c23b9

5rd reminder of our show!!

Adam Moore, or Adam Less coz idk his insta

Least, but certainly not last, Adam is introduced hiding behind a mask and safety glasses. But nothing can protect against the horrors of Adam's mind. Every sketch that Adam writes triggers the FBI alarm, and if you have been in close proximity, sorry, but you are on a watch list too. Despite this, Adam spent some time working for Nickelodeon and was was deemed "too morally upright" to be kept on board. His bad boy persona is a front, however. When asked why he sticks with Shauwn, he replied with a clear message: "I feel sorry for him."

Photo: Adam simply doing his best, but not enough.

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4st reminder: Shauwn Peter Ethan Keil or

Shauwn is a writer, actor and overall disappointment – said his agent. He claims to be constantly working on other shows but he suspiciously seems to never invite us.

Proudly from the Hutt, he thinks free samples are a birth right because “how else am I meant to feed my iguana other than asbestos?”. He doesn’t eat animals but he has said on several occasions he’d take a bite out of Ralph if he had the chance. Now that's some sweaty meat!

Photo: Shauwn checking out Ralph in the green room.

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2st reminder we doing one:
Ralph Hilaga, or .hilaga 🌶🌶🌶

Ralph's soup is often wet, as seen in comedy chaos 'WET SOUP' (Canceled) A connoisseur of B**M and unorthodox Saturday prayer, Ralph finds himself to be the perfect modern contradiction. Ralph and [redacted] Barber are often at odds for second place in the Meat Sweats team, but both can agree that being topical sci-fi nerds might be to their strength when fighting for silver supremacy against Ashley Hague; a Southern Belle from Biden country. Ralph tolerates director Joel Luscombe like fire tolerates water, and has gone on record stating that "He a ******fu**er." But nicely. Man also produces this show.

Photo: Ralph when Joel had the gall to offer direction, once.
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