Angeline G Cervantes

Tips to Have No Enemies:

1. Don’t make friends. Remember, a traitor is someone you know. It’s unlikely for a stranger to betray you.

2. Don’t leave the house. It would be extreme if you still had enemies despite that. Always have an excuse ready for why you don’t want to meet people. So what kung palagi kang “ay, may sakit ako”.

3. Don’t gossip with your neighbors. A simple hi and hello is enough. Don’t pry into what’s going on in their homes. Being nosy won’t make you look good. Kausapin mo ang mga alaga mong pusa at a*o.

4. Don’t hang around on social media too much. Social media breeds envy. Remember, people only post the good parts. Hindi lahat ay totoo.

5. Don’t tell others your secrets. A secret is called a secret for a rea*on. Why are you telling it? Sometimes, blackmail is the key to success sa iba. Kalmahan ang daldal.

6. Don’t always make yourself available to everyone for everything. Familiarity breeds contempt. Stay mysterious. There’s a difference between being authentic and being burara.

7. Don’t borrow money and don’t lend money. Self-explanatory.

And, like Miley Cyrus said:

“I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”