Fast Hoops

HARTENSTEIN PULLED MY HAIR… NOW I’M THINKING OF SHAVING IT ALL OFF.

UPDATE: League sources say Isaiah Hartenstein will miss one game after the NBA suspended him for pulling Stephon Castle’s hair in Game 2.

According to Coco Jones, Donovan Mitchell told her there are “two more steps to the championship”—after that, it’s wedding time. 💀

Skip Bayless takes shots at the King 👑

REVENGE MODE: JEREMY SOCHAN IS COMING FOR THE SPURS.

Following SGA’s MVP announcement, Wemby made it personal, insisting SGA is “number two” as if it’s literally printed on his jersey 🥶