MODERN SOUTH SUDAN

As unbelievable as it may seem, Sweden has declared s*x an official sport, and has even launched the first competition evaluated by a panel of judges.

The couple’s chemistry, their understanding of s*x, their level of endurance, and other vital characteristics will be taken into account when deciding who comes out the winner of a s*x tournament that will have its own audience.

The Swedish S*x Federation had been trying for some time to establish this new sport, so they were very pleased with the achievement and welcomed this championship:

🗣 “Like any sport, getting the results you want in s*x requires training.”

African proverb:
“The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth”.