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1. If you have a headline or article title you think is funny, send it to [email protected]. We may use it to write a full article or just print it as a blurb!
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4. Start writing! If you'd like, our editing staff is willing to work with you and offer feedback throughout the process.

We are currently looking to have all articles in for an April Fool's debut article. We are still looking around for a printer so the deadline is Wednesday, March 28th at the latest. We will keep you updated with any changes to that.

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