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08/18/2021

Thank you for the years of fun.
Thank you 'cause you're sad it's done.
I do love that, but I for one
Ain't sad. I'm glad!
It was the longest job I've ever had.
Don't get me wrong. It wasn't bad,
I learned a lot by doing this.
But I will give a goodbye kiss:
To rising earlier than nine
Being nice to people all the time
Nicer than I really am,
Even when they're tryna scam;
The money, they can have & take
They can have my chocolate cake
I guess they need it more than I!
Or maybe what they really need
Ain't really cake or pie.
It might be something you & I
Have had from birth until we die
Confident trust in our own self
For a human, or a dwarf or elf,
That trust comes from being heard.
Boy or girl, or cat or bird!
My heart is warmed from deep within
When my friends are listenin'.
So I try to understand.
Boy or girl, woman or man.
I forgot to add; not being mean,
Even someone in-between!
Give the benefit of doubt.
Let the person talk about
Whatever's up inside their mind
While I chew on some melon rind
Or I might stroke my favorite pet
Oh. By the way, his name is Chet.

Really, Thank you!
I'll be offering some guitars & amps & other stuff here &/or on my personal Marketplace on Facebook so keep an eye out.

(Look for Chet's story-poem
Where you get your stories & poems.)

07/23/2021

1st breakfast

07/20/2021

Mallternative's closed.
It's sad,
But I'm glad.
I gotta be me,
And I'm free.
Give me some time
I'll need a dime
Mallty's going online
We will soon see
What it'll be,
What our future brings.
I want to sell strings
Guitars & things
Portable amps
And magic lamps
'cause I know where to get 'em.
From dragons.
They p**p 'em if you pet 'em.
Not really.
That's silly.
But just wait a few
And I'll know what to do.
There's a lot on my plate
I will cogitate
I'm a take a long ride
Mallternative died,
But I'm not gonna hide.
I'll be back
I'm on track
So do look on Facebook
Instagram too, & Twitter
Please don't be bitter
Life's sweet.
So watch & listen
For pictures that glisten,
And tweets.

- I'm fixin to post some guitars
- that I found on Mars
- They're better than ours
- here on Earth.
-- Terry

3-Day, Everything-Must-Go Sale sponsored by Mallternative - garage &... 05/06/2021

Don't forget to go to the show this weekend. Here's the Craigslist post. Good for sharing.

3-Day, Everything-Must-Go Sale sponsored by Mallternative - garage &... EVERYTHING MUST GO AT THE MALLTERNATIVE - 1167 MARINE DRIVE, ASTORIA, OREGON. EVERYTHING MUST GO, starting noon on Friday, May 7th. Everything in the building at noon on Friday needs to be gone by...

05/06/2021

Mallterna-friends! We need help with the party. We need heavy lifters, merchandisers, treasure hunters, cleaners, dump runners, and salespeople. Message if interested. Hours are tomorrow (Thursday), 12-6 for heavy lifters and merchandisers. Fri, 12-6, Saturday, 12-8, Sunday, 12-4, for salespeople. We always need cleaners and dump runners. Being a treasure hunter is a perk of the other jobs. We are all treasure hunters....

Message if you can help. We need helpers to bring the show to fruition....

05/06/2021

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Astoria, OR
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