The Quote Goat

I hate when people do s**t outta sprite. 😡

When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.

She blocked me on everything so l applied to her job...

see you in the morning 😘

Yall be having In-Laws with no NGGA Girl leave that boy family alone 😒

I got you until you got me fu**ed up.

I’m sick of yall with these bank robber wigs! Either set it off or take it off. 🤨

I’m actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.

Sometimes I forget that not everybody on Facebook is high when I’m high.

I'm never drinking again unless there's something going on tonight.

Lingerie not even sexy anymore cause y’all be outside wearing it with Air Forces. 🙄