The Prof. Derrick

Trying this new thing called cringemaxxing

And you can STILL barely make ends meet 🤦‍♂️

You have experienced the stupidity of an email that should have been a Google search

Even though you’ve been together for years, sometimes she walks in the room and you catch yourself staring, you know?

I put the ‘dad’ in

If this is how you talk to other people, why can’t you talk to yourself this way?

Scars are sexy. Anyone who says otherwise probably thinks vanilla is the best flavor of ice cream.

You can only get lost if you’re headed somewhere

This is how you should talk to yourself, FYI

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