Parakeets Baseball

It’s time for the Keets Annual End of Season celebration at Vacancy Brewing. Join us this Saturday at 5pm for an evening of nonsense that would make Whoville proud. As always we’ll likely migrate to Casino Southside after a few rounds of Karaoke so come one and all. You’re all welcome.

After a much needed break the Verde Birdies returned to Govalle to take on one of newest teams the and we both got fried. Thought we’d outsmart the Sun by wearing our home whites but nah. Imagine …thinking you can outsmart the Sun?

Anyways, nothing a few classics couldn’t fix. On to the next one.

I’ve been going back and forth on what the tagline should be for this completely fictional movie about two hardened vice cops investigating a money laundering scheme that our team embroiled in since the new owners took over. I was thinking “Timer is up” but sound off below. I’m sure there’s a lot more puns we could make between now and first pitch.

I digress, the Keets are back in action tomorrow morning against the so come see what Rotten Tomatoes is calling the worst thing to ever happen cinema. But hey, that’s show biz baby.

First pitch is at 11am. See you there!