The Daily Pooper

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An unbiased reviewer of bathrooms offered by establishments. Based in Baltimore, MD. The toilet of the east coast.

Photos from The Daily Pooper's post 05/26/2026
Photos from The Daily Pooper's post 05/19/2026

Columbia, MD
Two in a row for occupancy indicator and gender neutral bathrooms is unheard of. I should come to Columbia more often. Blurry occupancy indicator pic because they are slammed and a fat guy taking pics of the bathroom is probably weird. At first glance bathroom appears dirty, but the pattern of the concrete floor makes it appear as such. Just a little splashed water around the sink, and the unused toiletpaper sitting on the toilet. Small bathroom but it does the job. Adequate illumination lights the gloss brick tile on rose floral wallpaper. Knee-to-tp is excellent, with some decent two ply. Not quite ultra, but step-down adjacent. A far cry from the last reviews soviet-esque two-ply. Sink had great knuckle room, with immediate H-O-T HOT water. The soap smelled faintly of roses, solid callback the wallpaper. Paper towel dispenser had either a broken return spring, or intentionally doesn't return. Considering it has a sign for elbow actuation I would assume it has a broken return spring. Normally I'd pick the lock and see if I can fix it but they are slammed and close to closing. Trash can is foot actuated with dampers for a slow, non-slam return. Picture is mid-close (no free dogs. Dm for foot pics 📸🦶) Not much in the way of decoration, aside from the wallpaper.

Overall 8/10 would p**p again. In order to achieve a perfect score, I'd like to see a better floor finish, with some decor, and a better toilet paper. An air freshener is always suggested. This bathroom gets a pass on the changing table because of its small size and also if you bring a baby here f**k you. Stay home. (Said with love, some establishments you just dont bring children to)

The Food Market. Great people, close to perfect bathroom. Will be back to p**p.

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10/04/2025

Very cool sink

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