Baltimore Holy ST

Baltimore’s finest/funniest MCs take you on an unreasonable tour of the city with water, wackiness, truth and lies! Four dates this summer!

Praise the bay! Tours return in June!

This could be you this summer! Come aboard for a wild family reunion where everyone is welcome (and a little weird)!

perfection in the absurd sense

We’re baaaaaaaaack!

We ran aground and we’ll do it again! Baltimore Holy S #!T took our tour ashore and had a blast with First Friday Art Walk! Come do it again next month with us!

Another ridiculous night on the harbor complete! Music, puppets, stories, jokes, and lies! One more chance next month!

This could be you tomorrow! Join us for another ridiculous cruise around the harbor filled with wild history, outright lies, good jokes, bad jokes, music, and more!

Stories and sunset on board last night’s awesome Baltimore Holy S #!T tour! Two more chances to join in this summer!

We survived Ocean City so good news, we are ready to open our Baltimore season next week! Join your fellow Pulaskis for a comedy tour you will never forget!