that-one-store

All greeting cards 10-18 thru 10-25 are BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

Because let’s face it — you know you’re gonna need that extra one for the birthday you forgot, the anniversary you missed, or the “sorry I was hangry” moment.

Come grab a stack and thank yourself later! Only at That One Store — where we’ve got your back (and your oopsies)!

HOLY GUACAMOLE, WE’RE 4!

That’s right, That One Store has officially survived 4 years of retail chaos, caffeine-fueled mornings, and customers asking, “Wait… is this That One Store?” (Yes. Yes it is. Still.)

To celebrate our 4-year anniversary and the fact that we haven’t been abducted by tumbleweeds or buried in bubble wrap, we’re giving YOU 10% OFF everything in the store!

TODAY ONLY!
Come on down and help us party like it’s 2021 (but without the masks and toilet paper hoarding).

Tell your friends. Bring your grandma. Or just wander in like you always do and pretend you didn’t know there was a sale. We won’t judge must mention add to receive discount.

Thank you all for supporting our wild little shop for 4 whole years — we couldn’t have done it without you… or duct tape. Mostly duct tape.

Sunday Funday Alert!

We don’t know who needs to hear this, but wandering aimlessly through That One Store totally counts as cardio. Especially when you’re dodging all the “I didn’t come in for this but now I need it” items.

Come for the laughs, stay because you forgot what you came in for.

Open today for your weekly dose of “Ooooh, I need that!”
Tourists welcome. Locals encouraged.
See ya soon!

Open today 10:00am Till 4:00pm

🚨 MASSIVE SALE ALERT! 🚨

We’ve officially lost our minds at That One Store—everything is 50% OFF tomorrow April 2nd That’s right, HALF PRICE on everything!

Need a new outfit? Boom—half off. Home décor? Half off. That random thing you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without? HALF OFF.

Even our attitudes are 50% off tomorrow —so if we normally greet you with a full smile, you’re getting a smirk. If we’d usually say, “Have a great day!” today, you’re just getting, “Meh.”

And because we are limited to our food sales to 10%, we’ve worked around it… by making all candy 5% off! (It’s fine, we passed math in high school.)

Hurry in before we realize what we’ve done! Doors are open, our sanity is questionable, and the deals are real!*

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