Stephen Rhoades Writes

Hanging out at Horror-Fest 2025!

has a new horror book that released on July 1, 2025 called The Paranormal and Normal Investigators. It's a quirky cosmic horror novel, with a sprinkle of magic, and you can read it now at https://bit.ly/paranormalandnormalinvestigators.

Who is the immortal wizard they call The Professor? You gotta read the book to find out! You can buy The Paranormal and Normal Investigators now! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F56BPRTX

Grilling out this weekend? Check out The California Butcher and maybe you’ll pick up some new recipes this summer ! https://bit.ly/CaliforniaButcher

I wrote a story under the pseudonym Alan Bax in Inanimate Things: Volume One called “The Year of the Cruise”. Think of it as an underwater examination of love. Why don’t you read it if you’ve got some time? http://bit.ly/inanimatethingsvolumeone

I wrote a story under the pseudonym Victor Aldritch in Inanimate Things: Volume One called “To Kill a Clown”. It’s got a very religious clown that really loves milk and baths. Why don’t you read it if you’ve got some time? http://bit.ly/inanimatethingsvolumeone

I have a story in Inanimate Things: Volume One called “The Ocean at Night”. It’s got a weird inanimate killer with a gas mask named The Bishop and there is a trip to the beach. Why don’t you read it if you’ve got some time? http://bit.ly/inanimatethingsvolumeone

My book The Paranormal and Normal Investigators releases TODAY! It's a quirky cosmic horror novel, with a sprinkle of magic, and is the first in an ongoing series. If you like to read then you might enjoy it! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F56BPRTX

My book The Paranormal and Normal Investigators releases next week on Tuesday, July 1st! It's a quirky cosmic horror novel, with a sprinkle of magic, and is the first in an ongoing series! You can buy it if you want! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F56BPRTX

Inanimate Things: Volume Two is available on Kindle Unlimited! I have a story called "The Cannabis Scarecrows" in it and Truman Ramsey (who is also me sometimes) has a story called "The Moaning Fart". Check 'em out! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY6C4BZD

Inanimate Things: Volume Two What Happens When Inanimate Things Come Alive...Again? Living Puppets, Animated Houses, Hard Candy, Stoned Scarecrows, Exterior Illumination, and More Mannequins. These are a few of the things that will devour your soul and invade your dreams. Digest these tales and try to be kind to the things y...