Gabrielle Roy

My younger sister texted our family group chat, “Don’t come to the barbecue this weekend. My new husband says you’ll make everyone miserable.” My parents quickly liked the message. I only replied, “Got it.” The next morning, my sister and her husband stepped into my office, saw me sitting there, and he panicked—because he never expected me to be the one in charge.

Update, "Still a nobody, I see," my cousin said with a smirk at the reunion. Before I could respond, my phone rang. "Ma'am, the acquisition papers are ready. We can proceed with the purchase." I smiled, looked at my cousin, and said, "Perfect timing."

Final Update, "I'm not willing to gamble my future on someone who's just a programmer," my fiancée told me.- Askreddit