Trophy Husband MA

We’re back. Mystery Mouseketool coming 6/9. Be ready.

make him do the cha cha slide

Husband Haters, we are BACK!! We got a little sleepy after the last few weekenders, so your lovely Husbands took a little nappy poo together in the same bed holding hands and kissing a bunch… but now we are embarking on another journey to the mystical land of ROCHESTER at on 10/18 with our friends in and , followed by a delightful jaunt into NEW PALTZ on 10/19 to take on the illustrious door daze festival!
And as an added treat for you special little fellas, we’re coming BACK TO BOSTON at OBRIENS on 11/6 with and Dahlia Cross 😎
See you soon cuties 😏
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CONNECTICUT WE ARE IMMINENT AND UNAVOIDABLE. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. PREFERABLY IN THE SAFETY OF AS WE WILL BE PERFORMING THERE ON THE EVENING OF SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 21ST ALONGSIDE THE DASTARDLY .exe AND THE DEVILISH YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN MILD HEALTH PROBLEMS

TICKET LINK ON OUR WEBSITE TROPHYHUSBANDMA.COM

We hated the first weekend of tour!!! We shredded too much, the crowd went too hard, and now we have to go and do it all again next weekend! Glassboro and Philly, WE HATE YOU!!! Pre-sale tix in bio get em while they’re cheaper!!

9/13 - (Boston) w/ and

9/14 - (Burlington) w/ and

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Trophy Husband Hates You has been released into the wild. We’ve been working our ASSES off on this album for years and we’re so excited to share it with you :) We’ve been playing some of these songs since we put out WWYLFD 2 years ago and it’s been amazing to watch these songs come together through all of our tours, single releases, music videos and silly posts. We’ve met some of our best friends playing these songs, and we think that this album is the best we’ve ever sounded, and we can’t wait to hear what you think!

ALBUM CREDITS
Ben Heck - Drums
Donny DeFala - Electric Guitar / Voice / Shofar
Tyler Cantrell - Electric Guitar
Max Kozol - Bass Guitar / HAH!
Dan Zahal - Chapman Stick (Scenes From A Waffle House) / Songwriting
- Vocal (Gonna Ligher!)
- Synth (Scenes From A Waffle House)
- Acoustic Guitar (The Adventures of Rey Mysterio)

- Guitar tones / Mixing
- Drum tones / Mastering
- Album Artwork

Get ready for a Brooklyn Smackdown!! 9/20 coming to a Wood Shop near you!! >:) is swinging into town with killers and sharing the stage!!

HEY WE GOT FREAK TOUR COMING UP! 😈 We have a bunch of exciting shows on the way, with so many amazing bands we can’t wait to see! You better come check them out with us or we’ll be MAD. Tix in our bio to all shows!

9/6 - with and
9/7 - .mp3 with
9/13 - with and
9/14 - with and