Sam’s The Man Tree Service

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

After years of climbing trees… we’ve decided it’s time to become the trees. 🌳

Starting today, Sam’s The Man Tree Service is officially rebranding to:
Sam’s The Man Tree Planting & Talking Service.

That’s right — no more cutting trees down. We’ll now be:
✔️ Whispering positive affirmations to your oak
✔️ Mediating disputes between squirrels 🐿️
✔️ Hosting weekly “branch bonding” sessions
✔️ Offering couples counseling for trees growing too close together

Need a tree removed? Sorry… we’ll just encourage it to “find its own path.”

🌱 First session is FREE (tree must be willing to open up emotionally).

Happy April Fool’s Day from your still slightly dangerous with a chainsaw crew 😎🌳

Hey all - He wont be seen around town much today because we put him to work. He is doing ok but eats a lot on his 2hr lunch.

Happy birthday boss! 🎉🎂