Splinter TheNinja Dog

A Quick Autobiography:
�Retired from Training turtles in the sewer
�Pizza is life
�Blanket Diving is my No. 1 hobby
�Follow along with my journey!

04/28/2025

*Checks Calendar* 🙀 In a few more days…It’s gonna be May 🗓️

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