RLG Landscaping

RLG Landscaping

Share

A different kind of landscape contractor. A fresh solution beautifying one yard at a time. Complete

06/04/2026

๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Week 1 back on the job site for the Mini RLG Crew ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšง

After surviving a long school year ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ, the boys are already exhausted from all 3 hours of work ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

Good thing it was time for lunch ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ.

These young men can move dirt ๐Ÿšœ, haul tools ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ, and supervise grown men ๐Ÿ‘€โ€ฆ but ask them what they want to eat and suddenly nobody agrees on anything ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

The lunch debate lasted longer than the morning excavation โณ๐Ÿ˜‚.

๐ŸŒฎ Tacos? No.
๐Ÿ” Burgers? No.
๐Ÿ• Pizza? Maybe.

๐Ÿ” Chicken nuggets?

Now weโ€™ve got a unanimous vote โœ…๐Ÿ˜‚

20 years of experience ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
0% decision-making ability ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
100% chicken nugget consumption ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ

05/31/2026

RLG Crew Member #1: Emiliano โ€œEmmyโ€ Garcia

Summer break? Not for Emmy.

At just 10 years old, heโ€™s already stacked up 20 years of experience once you factor in all the overtime heโ€™s been putting in since birth. Rumor has it his first words werenโ€™t โ€œMomโ€ or โ€œDadโ€โ€ฆ they were โ€œWhereโ€™s the skid steer?โ€

From quality control in diapers to supervising jobsites before he could ride a bike, Emmy has been grinding with the family business his entire life.

While other kids are enjoying summer vacation, Emmy is out here wondering why the workday ends so early.

Employee of the Month: Every month since 2016.

Benefits: Unlimited snacks, occasional ice cream, and mandatory dad jokes.

RLG Landscaping โ€” Family Owned, Family Operated, and Apparently Family Child Labor Approved. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ

Disclaimer: Emmyโ€™s actual job duties include looking cool in photos, eating snacks, and reminding everyone heโ€™s the boss. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž

Want your public figure to be the top-listed Public Figure in Chicago?
Click here to claim your Sponsored Listing.

Category

Telephone

Address


P. 0 Box 123
Chicago, IL
60402