Hot Doug's

I flew 4500 miles to deliver some to Franz Kafka, and apparently he died 100 years ago. Fortunately, you can just use your internet machine. Go to https://www.thinkjerky.com/collections/all, use the discount code “ChefDoug” and get 20% off.

Anybody know where I can find Antonin Dvorak?

Alas, the baseball season has ended in Chicago (just a tad early, if you ask me). But, you know what hasn’t ended? Season!!

Head on over to www.thinkjerky.com/collections/all, add the discount code “ChefDoug” and enjoy the other teams in the baseball playoffs while eating a delicious snack.

And I feel confident that when the Cubs sign Felix Pie in the off-season, we’ll be World Series contenders once again - he’s a 5-tool guy, after all.

Yes, I did in fact get her to sign a release! Little Burrito loves promoting – and knows you’ll love it. And not just because the more you buy, the more treats she gets. Although, the more you buy, the more treats she gets.

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Oh, and Happy Opening Day!!

I drove 183 miles to deliver some to Gordon Johncock, and apparently I missed him by about 31 years. Fortunately, you can just use your internet machine. Go to thinkjerky.com, use the discount code “ChefDoug” and get 20% off.

Anybody know where I can find Johnny Rutherford?

And feel free to disregard the bald spot.