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Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements and delivers a masterclass in Cage’s legendary spectrum - from bug-eyed lunatic to whiskey-soaked lunatic. As Kirk desperately tries to hold the debate together, things spiral into a philosophical fistfight over meme-ability, acting range, and which man you'd rather see struggle through a scene. It's a science lesson in polar opposites, with fewer facts than National Treasure and more confusion than Johnny Mnemonic on this week's Mass Debate!

Mass Debate: Which Actor is More Entertaining to Watch? - Nicolas Cage vs Keanu Reeves Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers w...

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy Bateman comes in swinging for H***h, declaring that "man's best friend" is clearly the top dog in a popularity contest. Kraig tries to keep things under control but ends up just watching the two guests go at it like dogs in heat. In the end, it's man vs. mutt in a slobber-soaked showdown that'll leave you howling. Someone’s gonna get neutered on this week's Mass Debate!

Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Turner vs H***h Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a...

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him, the whole thing was cooked up by Hollywood special effects, Tom Hanks, and somehow…Magic Mike? So grab your freeze dried ice cream and a big ol' glass of Tang, and get ready to countdown to craziness on this episode of Mass Debate!

Mass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or Science Fact? This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon,...

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, declaring that aliens are absolutely among us because they want to live in the greatest country in the universe - the good ol' US of A! These clowns give Mulder and Scully a run for their money in the sexual tension department, and the inane arguments are enough to make ALF want to stop eating p***y cats all together, on this week's Mass Debate!

Mass Debate: Are Aliens Living Among Us? In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intellig...