Hops the Bar Dog

13!!!!!! 🎉 🍾 🎁
#13

🌈 Human Grandpa, lover of fuzz balls, crossed the Rainbow Bridge yesterday. He was 78. Human Grandpa was a lover of dogs and cats alike, remaining entirely neutral in the long-famed battle amongst the species.

An independent spirit and hero to the masses, Human Grandpa refused to receive the instruction to stop dispensing copious amounts of table food to well deserving pups. While giving the side eye to her Main Humans, Investigative Reporter Porter the Bar Dog noted, “Human Grandpa was a true visionary in the Feed Me Now Movement. He refused to recognize my weight issues and fed me exactly the same amount as Hops. Every. Time. ”

Human Grandpa enjoyed many activities, but maybe none as much as hanging out with his “little buddy,” Hops. Having a immediate and impenetrable connection, Hops’ Main Humans often wondered if (but mostly knew that) Hops would choose Human Grandpa over them in any kind of situation. When reached for comment about his passing, Hops the Bar Dog, simply stated, “Human Grandpa was my favorite human.”

This is an IPA. I’ll take a Porter, please 🍻 .