Legalize Cow Punching
This is a joke page. We don't want anyone, or any cow, actually getting hurt. We just hate PETA.
Hello, Facebook world. I apologize for not having posted in such a long time. It's been a very crazy year for myself personally, and for all of us at Legalize Cow Punching.
Please, know this: Our mission is not over. We have not given up, nor will we ever. PETA remains a threat to animals everywhere, from their direct actions to their harmful, hypocritical messaging.
F**k PETA. Save the animals.
-CEO, Skyler A Jefferson
11/24/2023
TODAY'S THE DAY, COW PUNCHERS!
Version 1 of the Legalize Cow Punching official video game has been RELEASED! It's available right now on gamejolt. For our game, you can pay what you want! We recommend paying $5. All the money we get from the game is going straight to charity! For the rest of this month, we're sending it to the World Wildlife Fund.
Next month, we'll be sending it to the ASPCA.
https://gamejolt.com/games/LCP/855949
We hope you enjoy the game! Our CEO personally made it, and he worked really hard on it.
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A Game Update Hello, cow punchers! Thank you for your continued support. We don't intend on so much radio silence- the world's just been crazy! Lots to do. But worry not! We have some good news and updates for the official Legalize Cow Punching video game. We do not intend on further pushing the release date. We'...
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