Angry Anus Salsa

Alright people! I know winter's got you down in the dumps... You miss the hot-n-spicy goodness of fresh salsa!
Well, mope no more!!! Let freshly made Angry A**s Salsa melt those winter blues away and warm you up! Place your order today!
What are you waiting for? Are your fingers frozen? Hurry! Go now!!!

I know it's been a long time since Angry A**s Salsa has been made. But the wait is over! I will create any heat you like from no heat at all to blazing crazy hot that needs a gallon of milk to calm it down! Just let me know your preference and your wish is my command!
I sell in quarts only and it's $20/quart. It's well worth the money spent because you will no longer want the store bought salsa. I also ship it to your destination of choice. So don't miss out! Place your order today!

This photo was taken by my friend, Marty. I gave her a jar of my "Infinity Hot" salsa for Christmas.... it smells and tastes as good as it looks!

The garden didn't go as planned this year, but no worries! Angry A**s Salsa will be made upon request. All heat levels available. So when you desire the best salsa for your get-together send me a message and your wish is my command!