Collecting Obsessions

Autumn, when the veil between the living and the dead grows thin, and strange mysterious arise- like, how did I manage to leave this listed on eBay for ten years? When I went through to cull/delete old inventory, did I just miss this one? Was I being really stubborn about getting paid out for such a high dollar item? Was I under some sort of confundus spell to hide this magical object safely until the Great Powers would send for it in order to save the world???
Well, you're welcome world, I did my part. Unless I can't find it and have to give the Great Powers an apologetic refund, in which case, sorry world, it's been a good run.