The Trainwreck

Allan + Kirt + Alex + Tony
The George Tavern
7:30
Edit- +Atticus

Band name idea-
Zombie Ninja Machinegun

Ya'll can just have that one, you're welcome

Dude wtf is with this homophobic Iran war?! Everyone is freaking about about protecting the straights of Hormuz!!

What about the g**s of Hormuz?

April Fool’s, Kirt’s a bottom 👏🏻-👏🏻-👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ladies & gentlemen I have an important announcement:

It turns out that Kirt is straight.

Its a shame we arent a metal band

We could be named something cool like "Valhalla P***y Destroyer"

I ate too much wasabi.

I can smell forever.

I have nostrils on all six planes of my skull.

I can sneeze through my feet.

I am breathing in 10 dimensions.

I can smell the number triangle.

You know gas prices are high when the guy in the lifted truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot isn't revving his engine during mating season

Pro musician tip-

Do you want your guitar solos to convey a sense of urgent energy? Follow these steps-

1- be lactose intolerant
2- right before you get on stage, eat a tub of ice cream or a wheel of cheese

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