The Freelancer Failure Ball

Um, ZERO DOLLHAIR TICKET ALERT.

Lookin' for 10 folks to volunteer for an hour or less, before or after The Failure Ball this October. (This means you'll have the entire VIP Meet & Greet, Failure Ball, and Afterparty to yourself.)

Dig it?

Look down.

✹ THE WAIT IS OVER ✹

You're cordially invited to the 2024 Failure Ball this fall!

Tix are up for grabs, speaking slots are open & sponsorship spots are ready 'n' waiting to be filled. (This is where I waggle my eyebrows enticingly.)

The best part? Snag your place before May 1st and upgrade your weekend to the VIP Meet 'n' Greet or Late Night Afterparty for precisely zero dollhairs with code EARLYBIRDIES.

You and I both know that every slip up, misstep, and rejection letter is concrete proof our dreams are big enough. I can’t *wait* to be in the same room as you.

The Failure Ball | Denver Charity Gala & National Mental Health Nonprofit The Failure Ball is a black-tie charity gala created to celebrate screw ups in the name of su***de prevention. Join us October 12th in Denver, Colorado for an evening of networking, cocktails, snacks, and live speeches glamorizing our biggest fails. This evening is for every single person who’s ev...