Code Clean LLC

🚨 JULY CLEANING OPENINGS 🚨
Listen.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have a chair in your bedroom that's currently holding six outfits, a hoodie from 2019, and enough emotional baggage to sink a cruise ship.....we may need to talk.
If your baseboards have changed colors since you moved in...
If your air fryer has seen things...
If your ceiling fan throws confetti every time you turn it on...
July might be your month. 💙
✨ DEEP CLEANS START AT $300 ✨
This is the "we're going to stop pretending this isn't happening" clean.
✔️ Two cleaners
✔️ Up to 4 hours
✔️ All the detail work
✔️ The places you've been strategically not making eye contact with
Then we can move to maintenance cleaning:
🧹 Weekly
🧹 Biweekly
🧹 Monthly
And before somebody asks...
No, maintenance pricing is NOT based on how long I'm there.
It's based on the size and condition of the home.
Most maintenance cleans take about 2 hours with one cleaner, but I'm selling a clean house, not participating in a NASCAR pit stop.
My goal isn't to see how fast I can clean your home.
My goal is to make your toilet sparkle so brightly your ancestors can see it from the afterlife.
Honestly, life is hard enough.
You've got jobs.
You've got kids.
You've got pets.
You've got that one junk drawer that's now a junk room.
Let me handle the cleaning.
Because if "I'll do it this weekend" actually worked, we'd all be living in spotless houses.
📩 Message Code Clean to snag a July opening before your dust starts paying property taxes.

🚨 DISPATCH: CODE CLEAN IS HIRING 🚨
Do you enjoy turning chaos into calm?
Do you get a weird amount of satisfaction from a crisp vacuum line?
Can you look at a disaster bathroom and think, “I’ve seen worse”?
Perfect. You might be my kind of people.
I’m looking for a part-time cleaner to help me tackle deep cleans and keep homes from qualifying as crime scenes.
✨ The vibe:
Not afraid of hard work (this is not a “wipe a counter and call it a day” situation)
Has attention to detail (I will notice if you ignore baseboards)
Can work independently without me holding your hand like it’s your first day on earth
Bonus points if you also enjoy dark humor and controlled chaos
💰 Pay: $20/hr
🕒 Hours: Part-time, mostly daytime, flexible-ish but not imaginary
📍 Wichita & surrounding areas
📝 To apply, message me your answers to this extremely serious, not-at-all judgmental questionnaire:
On a scale from “light tidy” to “call a priest,” what level of mess have you handled before?
Be honest—how do you feel about cleaning other people’s bathrooms?
What’s something small most people miss when cleaning that drives you insane?
Can you handle a 4–6 hour deep clean without needing emotional support snacks every 20 minutes?
Do you work better alone or with a partner?
What’s your availability like (and please don’t say “whenever” and then disappear into the void)?
Do you have reliable transportation? (Because teleportation hasn’t been approved yet)
Why do you actually want this job?
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This is a one-woman business built by a full-time paramedic, mom, and professional chaos coordinator. I don’t overbook, I don’t cut corners, and I don’t pretend this job is easy.
But if you’re the right fit?
You’ll learn a lot, make good money, and probably see things you can never unsee.
💬 Message me if you think you’ve got what it takes.
— Code Clean 🧼🚑
making a difference one call, one home at a time

POV: Me announcing new prices like this because 10–12 hour deep cleans have me fighting for my life 😭🧽
Let me be real with y’all:
✨ Deep cleans are now starting at $300 regardless of home size.
✨ Deep cleans will be capped at 4 hours.
✨ I charge by room, NOT hourly.
Why the cap? Because those 10–12 hour marathon cleans are not sustainable for my body… or my business. If 4 hours goes by and all I’ve finished is the kitchen and living room… wellllll 😅
I am no longer a budget cleaner. If you’re looking for the cheapest option, I truly wish you the best. 💛
What I offer is quality, detail, hard work, and someone who actually cares about the end result.
This business is not my only job — I’m also a full-time paramedic, mom, and wife. I’m building this business while balancing a whole life behind the scenes.
And good news: I’m preparing to hire my first employee so I can get some of my time back and continue growing the right way. 🙌
This job is hard on the body, hard on the car, and hard on the bank account between supplies, miles, and gas. Thank you to everyone who supports my small business and understands my worth. 💛
📩 Message me if you’d like to get scheduled under the new pricing.

April is here which means everyone suddenly notices their house didn’t magically clean itself all winter. Amazing how that works.

🚑 SPRING / DEEP CLEANS start at **$300**
That’s for houses that are dirty.
Not crime scenes. Not hoarder documentaries. Not “we lost the floor in 2019 and never saw it again.”

Deep cleans take time, effort, and sometimes the emotional strength of a paramedic walking into a 3am call.

Additional charges may apply for:
• Heavy buildup (grease, soap scum, mystery stickiness, etc.)
• Cleaning around clutter mountains
• Pet hair that has achieved sentience
• Extra bathrooms / extra square footage
• Anything that makes me question my life choices

Add-ons available:
✔ Inside oven
✔ Inside fridge
✔ Baseboards
✔ Interior cabinets
✔ Move-in / move-out cleans
✔ Wall spot cleaning
✔ Extra attention to bathrooms (aka war zones)

🚫 WILL NOT CLEAN BIOHAZARDS
Yes I’m a paramedic.
No this is not a hazmat unit.

No:
• Blood cleanup
• Human or animal waste piles
• Needles / drug paraphernalia
• Mold situations that require a respirator
• Dead animals
• Anything that belongs on a true crime podcast

🧽 MAINTENANCE CLEANING OPTIONS

Weekly — best for busy families / chaos households
• Usually 2–3 hours
• Starting around $120–150

Bi-Weekly — most popular
• Usually 3–4 hours
• Starting around $150–180

Monthly — for people who swear they clean in between
• Usually 4+ hours
• Starting around $180–220

Prices depend on size, condition, and how honest you are when you tell me what your house looks like.

🇺🇸 10% OFF for military & first responders and nurses
Because I know what those schedules look like… and I know you don’t have time to scrub baseboards after a 12/24.

I show up.
I work hard.
I don’t judge.
But I will absolutely charge accordingly.

Message me to get on the April schedule before it fills up.

✨ $200 Deep Cleans Extended Through March ✨
Okay listen…
I was going to end the $200 deep clean special soon…
But inflation is rude, life is chaotic, and your baseboards deserve better.
So I’m extending my $200 deep clean special through the end of March.
⚠️ HOWEVER —
I will be out of town the week of kids’ spring break soaking up some sunshine and pretending I don’t own a mop.
So if you’ve been thinking about booking, now’s the time. My schedule is limited because:
• I’m a one-woman show
• I’m also a full-time paramedic
• And I refuse to overbook and give mediocre work
Deep clean includes the things you don’t want to do:
✔️ Baseboards
✔️ Behind/under furniture (within reason)
✔️ Detailed kitchen & bathrooms
✔️ Dusting top to bottom
✔️ The “why does it look brand new in here?” effect
If you want a clean home without luxury pricing — message me.
If you want it done yesterday… I’m probably not your girl.
Quality > chaos. Always.
-vanessa 😚

Also — meet Luna.
She’s my Akita/Chow mix, part majestic wolf, part toasted marshmallow, 100% drama.
Yes, those are her bottom teeth.
No, she cannot put them away.
Yes, she thinks she’s intimidating.
She supervises all scheduling decisions, judges your baseboards telepathically, and believes every deep clean payment should be in treats.
If you book a clean, just know you’re indirectly supporting her very expensive snack habit.
You’re welcome for the serotonin. 🐾✨

I run a one-woman business.
I am also a full-time paramedic.
And a mother.
Those roles are not side notes they are my priorities.
I started this business because, as a medic, I see what people are carrying.
I see the working families running on fumes.
The elderly trying to maintain independence.
The stay-at-home moms and dads drowning in invisible labor.
A clean home should not feel like a luxury reserved for the few.
It should feel like relief.
That’s why I do this.
And that’s why I don’t charge what larger companies do.
If an emergency shifts my availability, it’s because one of those two things needed my attention.
If my first opening isn’t immediate, it’s because I don’t overbook, overpromise, or operate in chaos.
I understand urgency. I live in it professionally.
But I do not build my business around panic.
If you require rigid scheduling with zero room for life to happen, I may not be the right fit and that’s okay.
I believe in mutual respect.
I believe in quality over pressure.
And I believe the right clients understand that excellence takes intention, not desperation.
If my availability doesn’t align with your needs, I’m happy to provide recommendations.
No hard feelings.
Just standards.

🧼✨ FEBRUARY ONLY — $200 FIRST-TIME DEEP CLEAN ✨🧼
You don’t need convincing.
You already know your place needs it.
This isn’t a “maybe later” clean.
This is a reset.
A walk in and exhale kind of clean.
A why didn’t I do this sooner kind of clean.
For February only, I’m offering $200 deep cleans for first-time clients — no fluff, no rush job, no surface-level wipe down.
Just:
• Baseboards
• Kitchens that actually shine
• Bathrooms that feel new
• The kind of clean you notice immediately
I don’t do long explanations.
I don’t chase.
And I only have limited spots because I clean thoroughly — not quickly.
If you’ve been thinking about it, this is your sign.
If you’ve been putting it off, this is your window.
📅 February only
💲 $200 first-time deep clean
📩 Message me to book
When the spots are gone, they’re gone.