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A local bar was so sure their barman was the strongest man in town that they offered a standing $1,000 bet 💰

The barman would squeeze a lemon until every drop of juice was gone, then challenge anyone to try and squeeze out even one more drop 🍋

Weightlifters tried. Arm wrestlers tried. No one ever won.

Then one day, in walks this scrawny little guy — so skinny you’d miss him if he turned sideways — wearing scratched-up glasses and a ten-year-old polyester suit 🤓

He says, “I’d like to try the bet.”

The place erupted with laughter 🤣

The barman says, “Sure, go ahead,” and crushes a lemon until not a drop remains. Then he hands the wrinkled rind to the little man.

To everyone’s shock, the little guy clenches his tiny fist, squeezes hard — and out comes one drop… then another… and then a third drop falls into the glass 😳

Total silence in the bar. You could hear a pin drop.

As the bartender handed over the $1,000, he asked, “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack? A metalworker? A weightlifter?”

The little man smiled and said quietly:

“I work for the IRS.” 😏

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