First Impressions Hair Studio

Day 4: Snippy Pinkerton has discovered hair color.
She doesn’t understand levels, tones, or formulation…
but she does believe everything should be pink. 💗
We’re monitoring the situation closely.

✨📞 Snippy Pinkerton: Day 3 Update! 📞✨
After two days of absolute chaos in the salon (RIP to the blow dryer incident and the waxing tragedy of 2025), Snippy has decided to take a mental health day… at the front desk.

She said, “If I can’t style hair, I can at least return phone calls,” and immediately grabbed the salon phone like she meant BUSINESS.

So if you get a message for someone named F***y Bampkin asking you to “come in for 200 strands of tinsel!!”… just know Snippy is doing her best. 😂

She’s booking appointments, taking notes, and aggressively tapping the keyboard. We’re letting her reset today so she can try something new tomorrow—possibly something with fewer moving parts and less fire-hazard potential.

Wish her luck… and maybe double-check your appointment times. 🤣💗✂️ gnome girl is trying.