Justin Trawick

I mean have you really lived unless the mayor of Charles Town, West Virginia and an inflatable dragon, frog, and wolf dance on stage with you as you play Whitney Houston? Have you? Have you?

Does this count as a first word? Or is she just copying us? Either way it’s pretty impressive right? Right? No? Well geez what impresses you? Does she need to say penultimate while wearing an eyeglass and an ascot? Tough crowd.