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COFFEE SPILLS. ☕️💀
STICKY TABLES. 🤢
A “quick cleanup” that has now escalated into a federal investigation.

The meeting hasn’t started because:
• someone is wiping a table with a napkin like it owes them money
• someone whispered “who cleaned last night?” and now everyone’s scared
• one person is standing up because the chair feels moist

The agenda said:
📊 numbers
📈 strategy
🤝 leadership

REALITY CHECK:
🧽 panic cleaning
☕️ coffee CSI
😬 grown adults pretending this is fine

THIS
WAS
NOT
ON
THE
AGENDA.

Nobody complains.
Nobody laughs.
Everyone silently agrees to never speak of this again.

And then—
like absolute psychopaths—
the meeting starts seven minutes late
and we all pretend that didn’t just happen.

THIS.
THIS is why offices feel unhinged.

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