Chire

Ways to remind yourself you're a bit of a badass ✅
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Would you handle a wild snake?

Some random things you should know about me, in no particular order…

👉 I can turn one plant into 47 plants with nothing but a pair of scissors and confidence 🌿
👉 I deep clean houses for a living but my own laundry situation is… complicated
👉 I hate phone calls and will watch my phone ring, at the same time I will mentally respond to a text and forget to ACTUALLY respond...Im a work in progress okay
👉 I will absolutely stop mid conversation to look at an animal or flower
👉 Amazon packages are taking over my house and while they used to feel exciting, at the moment, they feel dreadful
👉 I’m either in full productive boss mode or sitting in my car avoiding responsibilities
👉 I romanticize coffee way too much for someone who reheats it 4 times, or lets the ice melt to quick and cant finish it.
👉I'm the only girl and have 4 brothers
👉 I’m sarcastic 87% of the time but sensitive the other 13%
👉 I can make almost anything look aesthetically pleasing… except maybe my camera roll
👉 If there’s a clearance aisle, I WILL find it
👉 I’m building a life that feels peaceful, successful, cozy, and a little chaotic all at once ✨

When I say I feel like Barbie... I mean my hip is making that clicking sound.
But Im gonna keep telling myself Im still 25 :P