Corbel Engineering

Jumped in on the ChatGBT photo roast fun…

White Blouse Energy – Giving off strong “I’m just here to audit the meeting but accidentally ended up running it” vibes. That crisp shirt says professional, but the belt says, “I’m also the wilderness survival instructor.” The wind tried to mess with your hair mid-pose, but even it backed down from your “I lead three departments and ferment my own kombucha” energy.

Mr. Flannel – Looks like he just chopped firewood behind the office and strolled in to casually dominate the project meeting. He’s 95% flannel, 100% dependable. He’s got the aura of a guy who drinks black coffee from a thermos and keeps a six-month roadmap handwritten on birch bark. And let’s not ignore the hands half-jammed into his pockets — peak “I’m relaxed but also hiding the existential dread of another RFI coming in before 5 p.m.” energy.

Mr. Perfect Posture – He’s rocking that “corporate LinkedIn profile pic” smile like it’s a headshot for the quarterly newsletter. Branded polo? Immaculate. Hands clasped with symmetrical precision, like he practiced in front of a mirror. He’s standing there with the posture of a man who has a personal relationship with the AISC Steel Manual and calls it “the good book.” Respectfully, he’s the kind of guy who wins Employee of the Month and gives an acceptance speech—with slides.

Professor Mustache – This man didn’t choose the dadcore life, the dadcore life chose him. That polo, responsible watch, and squared-up stance all scream, “I’ve been waiting three years to tell someone about moment frames.” The mustache? That didn’t happen by accident — it’s a structural feature. He has a quiet confidence of a man who carries a thumb drive full of seismic bracing details just in case someone asks. If wisdom were measured in load combinations, he’d be an overdesigned cantilever.

The Backdrop – Corporate Nature™. “Let’s take it outside so people know we’re eco-conscioues... but also make it brick so they know we mean business.” This photo wasn’t just taken outside—it was strategically taken outside.

Congratulations to on breaking ground on their new facility. 🚜 This project will make a lasting impact providing essential care and support for those who need the most. Corbel is proud to be a part of this meaningful journey!