Corks In Cowtown

Well we start this episode out with a bang, or should I say rip…What do you think would hurt worse, emergency C-section or your l***a being ripped off?

Anyways…

From there we spiral into the usual chaos. Pregnancy brain, Botox timing, early parenthood, pet drama, and the general circus that is life lately. We do manage to get serious for a hot second talking about kids being mean and a wild documentary… but don’t worry, that maturity doesn’t last long.

Five minutes later we’re back to cackling like the Scallywags we are.

Pop the bubbly—Questions + Confessions is back, and so are Monica and I with another round of chaos, questionable choices, and unsolicited opinions.

This week’s episode dives into the important stuff: like whether it’s acceptable to make a life-altering decision during your wedding ceremony, how not to get arrested in Baltimore, and why every office apparently comes with a built-in crush.

From travel meltdowns and parenting gray areas to the gym’s real appeal (hint: it’s not the treadmill), we’re dishing out personal stories, spicy confessions, and the kind of advice that should come with a warning label. Oh—and someone may or may not admit to lying to their husband on their wedding day. We’re not saying who… but it wasn’t Monica.

Tune in for laughs, maybe a few gasps, and a lot of “did they really just say that?” Yes, yes we did.

Here’s to the women who are our sisters by blood or by choice, the moms who do it all (and make it look easy), and the ones who keep us laughing when we’d rather ugly cry. Cheers to the real MVPs—women.