Greeley Police Department

: Since our post this morning, Theresa has been safely located. As always, we thank the Greeley community for your support!

🃏HAPPY INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY🃏

Working at a police department can be heavy, so you know we try to keep it as light as possible when we can. Behind the badges and the serious calls, a little humor goes a long way in helping our team decompress and stay focused on serving you.

With that said, as the official "Dad Joke Connoisseur" in my world, it is my duty to unleash a classic dad joke on your feed today. I'm just trying to uphold the law of comedy!

So, without further ado... what did the cop say when he caught the thief trying to steal a calendar?

Your days are numbered!

Okay, that one wasn't great, but I know some of y'all can do better. Drop your favorite (clean and appropriate) jokes below... the one with the most votes gets an imaginary high-five from Onyx.

: Since our post this morning, Theresa has been safely located. As always, we thank the Greeley community for your support!

👥MISSING PERSONS SPOTLIGHT👥

Theresa Wieland (also known by Theresa Gonzales or Theresa Lucero), 42, was reported missing by family on June 29, 2026.

She was last seen on June 22, 2026, near the 2400 block of 38th Avenue in Greeley.

Theresa has a distinctive tattoo on her neck that says, "Rag Doll" and she may have ties to Hudson, Colorado.

If you see Theresa Wieland, please contact your local law enforcement agency. If you have information relating to Theresa Wieland’s whereabouts, contact the Greeley Police Department Criminal Investigations Unit at (970) 350-9603.

🐾The public demanded more Onyx, so we had no choice but to let her take over on . 🐾

She took the phone, went straight into her Vogue selfie era, and honestly? The camera loves her. And so do we!

Onyx hereby declares that National Social Media Day belongs to her!