Uncle Rhombus

Uncle Rhombus

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All will come to know the awesome power that is the hammernchicken!

Photos from Uncle Rhombus's post 04/23/2026

Don’t forget to bring your $20 cash to the Park theatre tomorrow night to get your very own Uncle Rhombus merch! We have one merch! And you can get a copy!

02/27/2026

Come one! Come all! Come as you are! Just as long as everyone’s coming! Ok, I’ll stop…

*JUST ANNOUNCED*
Park Theatre Presents: The Hooten Hallers wsg. Uncle Rhombus
📅 Friday, April 24, 2026
📍 Park Theatre – 248 S. River Ave, Holland, MI

🔞 18+ or with adult supervision
🚪 Doors 7PM | 🎶 Show 8PM
$20ADV | $25DOS | $40VIP Balcony | $100 GA Table Upgrade

For nearly two decades, The Hooten Hallers have been tearing up highways and lighting up stages with their gritty, genre-bending sound — a wild mix of blues, garage rock, country, punk, and jazz that feels like Morphine crashing into ZZ Top at a Tom Waits afterparty.

Driven by:
John Randall’s gravel-soaked vocals & swirling guitars
Andy Rehm’s thunderous drumming & soaring falsetto
Kellie Everett’s blazing baritone sax

Their live show isn’t just a concert — it’s a full-throttle, dance-floor-fueled experience. And fresh off the release of Van Jams Vol. 1 (dropping April 3, 2026), they’re bringing 19 years and 500,000+ van miles worth of energy straight to 248 S. River Ave.

And let’s talk about the opener…

🔥 Uncle Rhombus — YOUR favorite funky Uncle is BACK!
If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’re about to. Tight grooves, infectious energy, and the kind of funk that makes you move whether you planned to or not. They’re the perfect spark before The Hooten Hallers blow the roof off.

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248 S. River Ave
Holland, MI
49423