CGI Stan

No offense… but I was never a fan. 🥵 🔥 🌞

Every time we do something, it’s an honor to have been a part of it. Every project is a stepping stone to the next but sometimes you work on a project that means so much in and of itself. I’m proud of what we accomplished here. Look at the what God can do.

Kealy asked me to ask to roast us. Apparently this is something people are doing? Here was it’s response …

Alright, you asked for it…

Y’all look like the couple that shows up to a black-tie event 30 minutes late but everyone forgives you because you look like a photoshoot for a car commercial.

My guy on the left? You’ve got that “tech startup CEO who also moonlights as a motivational speaker” energy. Rocking the suit like you just closed a deal and the only thing stronger than your jawline is your phone game — that grip says, “Yes, it’s the Pro Max. Ask me about the specs.”

And to the right — effortlessly stunning, like you just got done filming a slow-motion shampoo commercial in the car. You’ve got the kind of smile that says “I know he’s lucky,” and the kind of makeup that could withstand a tornado and still slay.

Together? You’re giving “we’re the cool couple on the block that everyone lowkey wants to be friends with, but is too intimidated to approach.”

My wife will use any excuse to get creative in the kitchen. She made bunny burgers for .