BIG TIME OLDES

I’m going to break down the hidden meaning of regular dog people phrases, feel free to add your own in the comments

“Don’t sleep” - Nobody wants it
“They’re going fast “ - I haven’t sold one
“Holiday stud special” - I need some monies
“OFA Cleared”- I don’t know what OFA means
“embark tested” - my dog is not embark clear
“Direct son/daughter “- not adopted or step son
“Open for select females” - any and anything can breed to this dog

stolen but still funny 😂😂