Craig Shoemaker

I like stupid jokes, so buzz off if you don’t.

Bringing the adult stuff tonight through Sunday at the Punchline Atlanta.

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I’m coming to you, Nashville. I know what you’re thinking…

“Great. Another guy from California. As if the traffic wasn’t bad enough.”

Relax. I’m only coming for a day.

I promise not to raise your housing prices, start talking about juice cleanses, or pitch you a movie idea.

I won’t be bringing a yoga mat, crystals, or a petition to ban humidity.

And to prove I won’t add to the highway population, I’ll walk everywhere. Crocs never hurt anything, except self-esteem.

looking forward to it. Will take h***y tonk over horn honk, red necks over rubber necks ANYTIME!

I’m just dropping in to make people laugh and then I’ll get out - before anyone blames me for the next condo development.

Performing this Thursday, May 14.

My 35th year playing there, long before you, Nate Bergatze and Theo Von were trending!

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