Ithaca Hash House Harriers

One never knows what you might find yourself in when you’re out on trail with the Ithaca Hash House Harriers. https://ithacah3.org/ 🤣🧑‍🎄

***Extra Special Off-Week Saturday Trail Announcement***

Yippee ki yay buckaroos, buckaraas, buckareys. Take a little trip west on that pony express and behold the lengths Penguin and Miss D. are willing to travel to hang out with a bunch of wankers in the woods(it’s out past Corning way). You’ll be doing their trip in reverse…get it? It’s An American Trail: Ithaca Goes West Volume 4. There’s a cool patch if you don’t have it already.

It’s also Penguin’s 40th birthday trail. There’s no patch for that. Anyway, you can expect a very shiggy partially-to-mostly wooded trail. It will be LIVE. There will be a party situation for the on-after. Bring a dish if you want but no pressure to, I’ll be making a bunch of food. You should BYOB a little bit for the after though. Also, bring a tent to crash. There is plenty of space for those. There is also floor space so air mattresses work too. The guest rooms have been claimed. Also, sorry the hot tub is broken and I don’t want to spend the money to fix it but there is a pond if you want to risk beaver fever.

Hares: Reverse Penguin & B.V.D. Did I mention it was live?

What: Trail 1063: An American Trail: Ithaca Goes West Volume 4/Penguin’s 40th Birthday combo jam.

When: 7/27/24 12:69 HST

Where: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ouxJ14rhmjThYCqs7 (3390 Beeman Hollow Rd, Addison NY, 14801) If coming from Ithaca, when given the option, take I99 after you pass by Corning or you’ll be taking a small detour.

Cost: $5 (Virgins Free)

Theme: Old West

Dogs and virgins welcome but no dogs in the house.

It's a trail, it's a hash, It's a Sparkle Dress run! Cum join your Hare, Cumboy Wonder on Sunday February 4th 2024 for a fantastic journey through the streets of Ithaca. Beginning at 12:69pm at 412 Utica St. we will show off our full glam with sparkly dresses-and rainbow socks (cum see me).

What to bring: A sparkle dress-or equivalent.
$10 Hash Cash (note price difference)
A glam attitude
A Valid ID
Virgins (who are free)

What not to bring: Dogs-sorry

What to expect: Some trail, some shot stop somewhere, 2 BN's in warm welcoming pubs. Very short circles in very cold weather-hopefully-hint hint Brent Charles!

NOTICE: The webmaster is an idiot and thought the on-after was the start location. If you are seeing this the start location is now posted: https://maps.apple.com/?ll=42.327850,-76.497251&q=My%20Location&t=h
or
471-161 Bald Hill Rd, Spencer, NY 14883

Hey, there's a trail on Sunday. Please Join Us!

Friends- (too soon?)-Giving Trail– Sunday, Nov 12 at 12:69 HST
Your hares, J**z Whizz, Forced Wood, DeBasement and ET Bone Home will lead you through a friendly jaunt through shiggy, hills and mazes (ok maybe not). Bring your friends/virgins and wear your best IH3 gear!
Remember it’s hunting season: wear bright colors!
Hash Cash is a bargain price of $5
Start location will be on Bald Hill in West Danby
Pin Drop: https://maps.apple.com/?ll=42.327850,-76.497251&q=My%20Location&t=h

On after- Come back to J**zy and Woody’s abode for some food and drinks. There will be turkey, potatoes, stuffing, rolls etc!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/XQueQ5Db7u3Kk77y9?g_st=ic

Apple Maps 358–390 Bald Hill Rd

I forgot to post this. It’s never too late to make Sunday plans with this off week trail:

Trumansburg: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Ithaca Hash House Harriers. Their continuing mission: to explore strange new trails; to seek out new beer and new civilizations; to boldly go to the bathroom where no one has gone before!

Trim your tribbles, polish your captian's logs, and join your hares Miss D'rection and Crawdaddy Cooter as we travel lightyears from Ithaca to the remote alien outpost of Trumansburg on this off week trail. We may even encounter some intelligent life this time! Or at the very least, learn to communicate with the unidentified lifeforms living on Floss' bathroom floor.

Stardate: Sunday, November 5th at 1:69pm (2:09 pm)
Location: Trumansburg Farmer's Market (69 W Main Street)
Cost: $5 (something something evolved past the need for money)
Dogs: Leashed
Virgins: Same