The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

Happy Easter 🐰💩

Hope your day is full of family, egg hunts, and a yard you don’t have to watch your step in 🐾

Enjoy the day everyone!

🌟Locally Family Owned!🌟

We're a small, local family business committed to keeping your yard clean and your pets happy! 🐾

When you hire The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, you're supporting your neighbors and getting a service that's handled with care ❤️

Call or visit our website today to get a free quote!!
📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

🚨🐾 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🐾🚨

Alright… we’ve been thinking.

For years we’ve been taking p**p OUT of yards…

but what if we started putting it BACK in? 💩

Introducing… P**p Delivery.

Yeah. You read that right.

Pick your option:

Light coverage if you just want to keep things interesting

Full coverage if you’re tired of walking freely in your own yard

Or our personal favorite… random drops so you never know what you’re stepping into

We can even deliver it to your job if home isn’t enough

Give it a few days in the truck first too… really brings it all together

April Fools 😂

We’re still just your local p**p scooper

But if your yard’s getting out of hand, we got you 👍

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

When life gives you p**p… we scoop it 💪💩

We’re not heroes… but your lawn might disagree.
Call The Poolice - To Collect And Serve today!
📞 815-216-8173
👉 ThePoolice.net

🫶🏻

Reviews like this never get old.

After the storms rolled through, we just wanted to check in on our clients. That’s what this is about, taking care of the people who trust us week after week.

Without you, there is no us. This is bigger than just a service. We truly appreciate every single one of you.

Thank you for supporting a local, family-run business. 💙🐾💩

🌐 www.thepoolice.net⁠
📞 815-216-8173

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but dog 💩 ain't one."

Call us today! 📞 - 815-216-8173
www.thepoolice.net

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