Trash Juice

A very special dirty thirty birthday wish to our keyboardist Reed!

[mellow upright bass hums in the background, maybe a brush snare keeping time]

Mmm… hey there, cool cats and night owls. If you’re feelin’ the groove and lookin’ for a place to let the soul sway, slide on down to the Lititz Shirt Factory tonight.

We ain’t just playin’—nah, we’re layin’ it down with a full-on Steely Dan set. That’s right. All that smooth, sharp, and soulful sound, just how you dig it. We got Thunder takin’ the mic—yeah, that Thunder—and some sweet, sweet surprise guests blowin’ brass in our horn section.

So don’t be a stranger, baby. Come catch the vibe, feel the rhythm, and ride the night with us at the

Stay smooth.

We're cooking up something good!