CCYDNE Hobbies

📣 Meet Bob.

For years, this majestic First-Edition-style Beholder has floated proudly above the entrance of CCYDNE Hobbies, watching over adventurers, dice goblins, miniature painters, new players, grognards… and that one guy who always asked for discounts he didn’t qualify for.

Bob came to us after the local Community Theatre performed She Kills Monsters. When the curtain fell, he needed a home — and we welcomed him with open arms (and closed eyes, for safety). He’s been part of our family ever since.

But now, with the store closing, Bob once again needs a soft landing.
A safe new lair.
A loving home where he won’t be lost, alone, or sadly deflating in a back room like one of those ASPCA commercials with Sarah McLaughlin singing in the background.

Bob’s vital stats:
Species: Beholderus Inflatus
Construction: Exercise ball, pool noodles, papier-mache, and pure theatrical talent
Temperament: Paranoid, smug, thinks he’s smarter than everyone
Magical hazards: Eye rays may or may not work — we’re afraid to test
Good with dogs: …Uncertain. He hasn’t met Cashew or Gatsby yet.
Good with children: Only if they don’t poke him
Good with adventurers: He’ll monologue first, then decide

We would LOVE to keep him, but… the risk of random disintegration rays in the living room is too high, and honestly, he’d take over the household within a week.

So we’re opening adoption offers for Bob.
Make a reasonable offer and give this dramatic orb a loving new home.

Please — save Bob. He deserves to float freely once more.
(And he promises only minimal eye-lasers.)