ABCO Fire Protection

Please join us in wishing our August crew the happiest of birthdays! 🎉🎉🎉

BREAKING: Office therapist, Whiskey receives final written warning for sleeping on the job... again.

Despite multiple chances and soft counseling (with treats), management has determined Whiskey's chronic nap schedule is
"counterproductive, though extremely adorable."

Suggested remedial action: FIRED.
Actual remedial action: Still napping.
Unbothered.
Union rep has been notified.

Sources say Whiskey has filed for nap discrimination and refuses to comment.

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