Samson Mcclure

My husband started tipping 50%
Every restaurant. Every time. $30
meal, $15 tip. $80 meal, $40 tip. "I
just feel generous." Then I noticed he
only tipped big when one specific
waitress served us. Young. Blonde.
Always at the same restaurant. She
called him by name. "Hey Dave, the
usual?" The usual? I've eaten there 3
times. He apparently eats there
enough for a "usual." I asked her, "
How often does my husband come
in?" She froze. Looked at him. He
shook his head slightly. She said,
"I don't know what you mean." But
her hand went to her stomach. She
was barely showing. My husband
stood up. "We need to talk. Outside.
Before you say anything, you need to
know she's your ... Continue