Queen Behavior Change

airplane neighbors always want to know if us therapists are “psychoanalyzing” them right now?

honestly i spend a lot of time thinking about how i wish my dog gave me more attention and how i wish he were immortal

whenever people ask me “are you psychoanalyzing me rn?” i wish i could show em the inside of my brain and be like i hate to disappoint but it’s mostly just like podcasts, french bulldogs, and maybe like worrying about childcare options.

i mean i guess like random topics too but like mentally, i am on a remote tropical beach with my immortal family eating Dotz pretzels and guzzling fountain diet coke. And they magically contain high concentrations of both iron and protein, and you know what? Also fiber. Okay, FIN.