Guy Branum

Another Awards Show, another Crimes of Fashion with and me. This time it’s the Golden Globes and JLo taking the ongepatchke crown.

I have decided to clout-chase by weighing in on the now dead story where got mad at for telling a semi-sassy story about Kathy’s celebrity salon. How will we return to a lush environment of thick celebrity gossip if we don’t throw stones at a time like this. 🌈

If not everything in Taylor Swift’s “Elizabeth Taylor” made sense to you, here’s a little context on the most famous woman of the 20th Century.