Open-Mool Comedy

She thinks she’s smart… but I’ve been outsmarting her since the first day she asked,
“Who is she?” 😭
One thing about women: they don’t forget ANYTHING.
You can apologize, sing, cry, write an essay she’ll still remember what you did on March 12, 1902 at 7:18pm.
Their memory is like iCloud storage, unlimited storage with no delete button. 😂

She’ll tell your grandkids,
Your grandfather offended me in 1902.
Even in heaven she’ll say,
Angel Michael don’t touch me… I’m still mad at him. 😂😂

The Bible said man shall not live by bread alone—so I added butter and palm wine, so my bread won't be lonely. That's not sin, that's just common sense.

Guard your tongue between two who know each other’s nakedness, inside and out—otherwise your name becomes the cork they pull to pour their wine. Only the wise will listen, the rest will learn the hard way. Watch and learn to mind your business.

Quick question: am I a man, or just an example of a man? 🤔 Because how can I walk past somebody’s face a million times and still be unnoticed—like background music? 🎶😂

Watch closely 👀…True love vs. temporary attraction: six-packs and looks fade, but loyalty and a real heart last. Don’t trade loyalty for temporary shine.
Would you choose LOVE or LOOKS? let me know in the comments below.