Vintage Kitchen Tablecloths

Somebody explain how this became a normal parking lot moment: I am holding a Costco receipt with SUBTOTAL $1,462.35 and TOTAL $1,593.96 while the back of the car is packed with meat, seafood, drinks, paper goods, snacks, and household items. Wagyu Beef PK was $219.86, Prime Tenderloin PK was $176.42, USDA Prime Ribeye PK was $154.77, King Crab Legs were $132.99, Lobster Tails were $119.49, and somehow I still had to pay for water, Coke, Pepsi, bath tissue, paper towels, bakery items, produce, and $286.39 in household items. My wife said at least we will not need to shop again soon, but after seeing this total, I may not financially recover soon either. Who else would just stare at the receipt before unloading?